A letter to Pfizer UK Director Ben Osborn

December 6 2020

To:  Your Most High and Delightful, Exalted and Worshipful Grace, Mr. Osborn

Mr Osborn, I cry as I write this, so relieved you can save me. We the sheeple, now have our new religion, that of the Vaxx, and have a purpose in life.  Thank you.

Given the 99.7% survival rate from this CV flu, and the average age of death of 81.5, it is clear that it will kill everyone.  It is the greatest crisis since the 0.04% gas by weight plant food, 5% emitted by humans destroyed the climate.  For the record I am also a member of the Plant Food Church.

Thank you so much for rushing out a messenger RNA vaccine never before used, with 60 years of flu vaccine failure as a backdrop, paid for by taxpayers in various countries.  Certainly, this time it will work.

Thank you for not making billions in profits out of jabbing people.  Doing this for free shows your humanity.  Knowing that Pfizer has no financial gain from the vaxx gives me spiritual renewal.

Thank you for not publishing the raw data from your tests of 40.000 people whose average age was 56 with no co-morbidities.  Given that the average age of death is 81.5 with three co-morbidities, obviously your tests are valid and do not need to be assessed.  We need to protect the science.

Thank you for saying already, that one jab won’t be enough and that the vaccination won’t stop transmission and that the peasants will need to wear face diapers and be in lockdown for years.  Obviously, we should be jabbed weekly and constantly controlled.  This is science after all.

Thank you for having your firm removed from liability.  That is comforting for the sheeple.

Thank you for demonising anyone who discusses injury rates, or the logic of injecting a healthy human with your unknown cocktail.  We must protect science and in the interest of freedom force everyone to take your jab.

Thank you for not discussing vaxx failures including the 2009 Swine Flu mandatory injection in the US and elsewhere, nor the rise in autism, narcolepsy, brain damage and even death from vaccines.  This would have been anti-science.

Thank you for repeating the great lie that only 1 in a million are injured from vaccinations.  We need to break some eggs for the New World Omelette.  Injury rates of 5-40% are completely acceptable for a flu with a death rate of 0.3%.

Thank you for showing all the political contributions and bribes you have given over 30 years to various governments around the world, and Ministers currently in power in the UK and elsewhere.  That transparency is powerful.

Thank you for detailing your relationship with Gates, the CDC, and other experts and self-proclaimed scientists who stand to benefit from forced vaccinations.  Your honesty is encouraging. 

Thank you for including Mercury, Formaldehyde and Aborted Fetal tissue in your cocktail.  These are life-sustaining elements and should be regularly ingested.  In fact, you could make another business in using aborted fetuses as energy sources – the NHS has already tried this with great success.

Thank you for 60 years of criminal history, including lawsuits, death and injuries, and forced financial settlements.  A criminal organisation with such a lustrous career as yours only inspires confidence and generates spiritual energy.  We are inspired by your honesty.

Yours,

Mr. Baa Sheep.