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Gab@StFerdinandIII - Plenty of cults exist - every cult has its 'religious dogma', its idols, its 'prophets', its 'science', its 'proof' and its intolerant liturgy of demands.  Cults everywhere:  Islam, the State, the cult of Gay and Queer, Marxism, Darwin and Evolution, 'Science', Globaloneywarming, Changing Climate, Abortion....a nice variety for the human-hater, amoral, anti-rationalist to choose from.  It is so much fun mocking them isn't it ?

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Monday, October 17, 2011

Global Warming causes Turning Head Syndrome

We need a Ministry of Compassion to resolve this crisis.

by StFerdIII

Without state controlled compassion how can we have equality, similar outcomes, the redistribution of all profits, the criminalization of work and effort, and the destruction of the individual and the elevation of the mindless, formless, individual-hating mass?” [From the Cult of Compassion and Love. Natural Law #1: Everyone is equal and the same].

Consider the following scientific fact.

A child turning his or her head to the left or right during class has been linked by over 2345 studies, over 30 years, by 17654 Phd's across 17 countries to the following incontrovertible-science-is-closed-where-is-the-compassion?-facts:

-THS or Turning Head Syndrome, in which the child turns his/her head to the right during class has been proven to be caused by Global Warming.

-THS in which the child turns his/her head to the left might be caused by Global Warming. More studies and tax money is mandatory to assess the linkage.

-THS suffering children are proven to also suffer from 'right leg wiggling syndrome' or RLWS. This condition is also confirmed to be independently linked to Global Warming. It is unclear if RLWS causes THS. More tax paid studies are needed to clarify any linkages between the two.

-THS afflicted children also yawn more. Yawning is caused by poverty. Everyone knows this. When you are poor your patterns of sleep are disturbed. Your diet is impaired. Your ability to own an iPad is compromised lowering your self-esteem and thus increasing your nocturnal disturbances.

-Thousands of tax paid studies over 23 years have proven that more yawning means more THS.

Consider these above facts. They are terrifying. Global Warming is a menace – not only does it cause bad haircuts but it is now creating a plethora of psychological illnesses in our children. It is clear that since poverty causes yawning and that yawning is related to THS, that something drastic needs to be done. A simple proposal is this. We set up a Ministry of Compassion to redistribute assets from anyone who works [the definition of 'rich'] to those who are 'poor'. Assets to be 'gifted' using state force and coercion would include Blackberry's, iPhone, iPads, Laptops, Desktops, and Kindles. But this is only one side of the THS problem. The scope of the issue sadly exceeds that of just poverty.

Consider this shocking scientific fact. Studies prove that THS-afflicted children get poor grades, are behind their peers in cooking and gay sex classes, and have a hard time mastering the mental skills in memorization, regurgitation, conformity, and mindless obedience. It is a travesty. There is a social-personal cost to THS. But a greater ethical question arises - how can some children escape the labelling process and evade drugs which of course are mandatory for all children especially those who would dare turn his or her head during class ?

Research clearly demonstrates that medication can help improve attention, focus, goal directed behavior, and organizational skills. Medications most likely to be helpful include the stimulants (various methylphenidate and amphetamine preparations) and the non-stimulant, atomoxetine. Other medications such as guanfacine, clonidine, and some antidepressants may also be helpful.” [source]

THS is a threat to national health and welfare. More drugs for the children. THS also opens up a vast new field of drug production and distribution, not to mention bureaucratic hiring.

But there is more to THS then simply the children's future. Perhaps even worse THS also damages the self-esteem of teachers who must witness children, induced by the ravages of Global Warming, turn their truculent heads to the left or right, during yet another badly given misinformed and utterly vapid teaching session. The effects on teacher morale and self esteem must be singularly painful. It leads to Bad Teacher Syndrome. BTS is directly responsible for the psychological destruction of millions of teachers each year. 1454 tax paid and funded studies prove this. This says nothing about the greater issue of children safety and development.

THS is thus an important and very complex issue. Most people believe that some drugs will cure it. This is unlikely. THS is a vast social problem encompassing wiggling legs, attention deficits, yawning and poverty. It can't be eradicated by parents and teachers alone. This opens up an incredible opportunity.

A solution – the MoC!

A sure way to decrease unemployment is to create a Ministry of Compassion or MoC. Millions could be hired. This would be different than Orwell's Ministry of Love, and Ministry of Truth. In fact the Ministry of Compassion would be more important. Without state controlled compassion how can we have equality, similar outcomes, the redistribution of all profits, the criminalization of work and effort, and the destruction of the individual and the elevation of the mindless, formless, individual-hating mass? Indeed one of the great criminal errors of our modern world, is the mere fact that we don't have a Ministry of Compassion to ensure that all people, all the time [except Heterosexual white males who make a profit, Jews, Evangelicals, and Thought-Crime perpetrators], get their fair share, and that the children and Mother Earth are completely and utterly protected. 'Everyone is equal' and we need a Ministry of Compassion to ensure that outcomes match that scientifically proven law.

There are so many things for the MoC to do. It is overwhelming. In order to focus its charter should however be centred around two objectives:

  1. Hire lots of union workers and

  2. Make sure that all people are categorized, boxed, wrapped and controlled.

The easiest way to do this is to target children. This is the first step – more will of course follow. The Ministry of Compassion will slowly take over the lives of the little ones, and then proceed step by step to the adults. In this regard the MoC must work with both the Education Ministry [or propaganda arm]; and the Police-Human Rights Commissars [policing thoughts, body movements, and syndromes]. The vision for the MoC will be as a 'super' Ministry reporting to the Federal Cabinet with state/provincial and local organizations replicating the Federal model. The employment opportunities are endless. The ability to coerce and control boundless.

THS is just the tip of the iceberg. It is such a complex condition that only a Super Ministry can resolve it. It is the compassionate thing to do.



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