Letters by a modern St. Ferdinand III about cults

Dear comrades I write you while in ill health but still supremely confident of my own egotistical grandeur and historical relevance. I write you as your ageing but superlative expression of true manhood and physical male glory. I write you not as an old, tired leader worn down by my ceaseless struggles against the satanic forces that control the world political-economy; but as a prophet of socialist utopia and a caring father of our beloved island. I am dear friends, writing to you as a companion of Christ, a comrade of Che Guevara and Hugo Chavez and the greatest benefactor that Cuba has ever seen. I write to inform you of our own greatness and of my own magnificence and to make sure that beyond my life we carry on in Cuba and in all of Latin America our glorious revolution.

Lest the war-mongering, orgy-loving, slave-owning, fascist Americans try to sway you with their Hitlerite propaganda, I need to tell you directly from my heart, about our great struggle for freedom here in Cuba. In 1956 we deposed in the name of equality, communist love, and brotherly utopia, the fascist US backed regime of corrupt capitalists. This oppressive fascism had no pity, no love, nor any feelings of familial responsibility towards our island. With their American capitalist friends they raped our land; defoliated our woman and made Cuba nothing more than a nauseating Yankee island playground; home to decrepit playboys, capitalist exploiters and monied interests. My dear friends Cuba before our glorious revolution was a disgusting, orgy of contemptible capitalism that killed the poor, deflowered our virgin souls, and sold our national assets to the depraved Yanquis.

As you know the Americans and all capitalists, including the Jews that run Washington, are fascists. They steal, kill, hate and control. The West is a slave owning society run by rich white men, abetted by their whores and servile females. The only asset a capitalist possesses is the ability to lie and cheat. That is all my friends! They don’t create comrades – they steal! They steal from the poor, from Cuba, from Africa, from Asia, and from all of Latin America. They rape, pillage, burn, rip out, pull down and destroy in their lust for money and gold. My fellows I do not exaggerate when I say that capitalists are evil incarnate.

As you know, only communist comrades and true socialists-in-arms comprehend reality, love and fellowship. We see the world for what it is – a glorious spectacle of sharing and communal joy. Here in Cuba we love each other. We are one large family. We take care of each other. We are intelligent, spontaneous, nurturing and friendly. We live for each other; for the day; for the warm sunsets; the glowing breezes; the tranquil serenity of our nights; and the loving embrace of our comrades. We are educated, cultivated, of a higher bearing and standard and of greater quality than the dirty, intolerant, lying, killing hordes of capitalist Yanquis and their Jewish-capitalist friends. We are destiny comrades.

Do not think I exaggerate my fellow friends in arms, when I state that America is history’s evilest empire. Look for instance at the 600.000 they have murdered in Iraq!

Compare that my friends with the great progress we have made in Cuba since 1956. Where Havanna once glistened with capitalist toys and dirty Jew money we now have more modest displays providing only what we should use and no more. There is no need for groaning shelves of food and useless consumer items! We have enough food – basic food – to sustain our bodies and nurture our hearts and minds. Did not Christ himself survive on little?! We have enough modern conveniences to make us productive and efficient but not wasteful. Unlike the dirty, polluting, environment hating Yanquis, we in Cuba cherish our bond with nature. Like our forbears in misty times gone by, we live in harmony with our surroundings. Here in Cuba we are not rapacious out of control spoilt consumerists. We are spiritual and aware humans – not egotistical, lying individualists! We are my friends, simply superior in our equal society!

Look further at the colossal achievements we have made in medicine, education and sports. Is not Cuban socialist health care the envy of the world? Are our doctors and nurses not the best on the planet? Is our system not the most equal, the most socialized and the most accessible? Are not our schools the glory of the world? Are not Cuban students the highest achievers in the world in any subject? Are not Cubans renowned for their intelligence? Likewise in sports we reign supreme in baseball; boxing and track and field able to vanquish the fat, insipid Westerners, drunk on their mindless entertainment and leisurely nonsense as we Cubans stay fit, trim and elegant. Are we not the best athletes in any of our chosen sports? Of course we are!

Dear comrades it is obvious that we have the greatest system and country in the world. Everyone the world over remarks on how wonderful and great is our country. When I speak to world leaders my friends, they always remark on how lucky I am to live in Cuba and to lead the world’s best people. You hear these sentiments on our state owned television – about how we are the best, the proudest and the most intelligent! These statements are nothing but the truth comrades! Would I, your dear leader, your supreme father, whose tears wet his pillow each night as he lays weeping in anxiety over his people, lie to my lovely children? Of course not! When I and the Cuban state speak, we only speak reality and truth comrades!

To close my dear friends I want to say the following. When my physical body passes on to the next world, my spirit will live on. Together our great country, in alliance with the greatest liberator in Latin America Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, will destroy the capitalist system and enact Christ’s real vision on earth – a communal utopia of loving socialists! We will prevail comrades because that is God’s will and I, as an agent of God and of history, would never lie to you! America the corrupt capitalist-fascist state that it is, will fall to our communist warriors of spirit, love and community! We will reign supreme comrades!

May love go with you my communist friends.
Your loving Father.
Fidel.